In the Custody of Insanity: Out of court resolution

Cast of Characters

[Custodial Dad]

[The Ex]

[daughter]

My wife [StepMother]

My other children [siblings]

My many brothers, sisters, nieces and nephews.

My mother

Our pets

The Ex's FOUR fiances and The Ex's ex husband

The Ex's past in-laws

The Ex's parents and sister

The Ex's NINE different attorneys

Custodial Dad's two attorneys

Four therapists in [other state]

Daughter's therapist in [home state]

Teachers, Principals, Superintendents and Guidance Counselors at [school] in [home state]

[Home State] Department of Children and Youth

[Home State] Police Department

Friends, strangers and passerby's who witness the insanity that has become our life.

Sunday

[Custodial Dad] [last name] <[Custodial dad email]@[email].com>

Wed, Jan 14, 2009 at 8:58 AM

To: [The Ex] <[the ex email]@[email].com>

Bcc: Wife <[Step Mother’s email]@[email].com>

[The Ex],

It’s apparent you have no counsel, and you “cannot afford” counsel.

So, for the final time, I offer here a chance to settle between us.

Please tell me what it is you would consider a fair settlement and we can begin there.

[Custodial Dad]

[Custodial Dad] X [last name]

[XXX]-[xxx]-0185

[Custodial dad email]@[email].com

~ I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.

* Thomas A. Edison ~

In the Custody of Insanity