Cast of Characters

[Custodial Dad]
[The Ex]
[daughter]

My wife [StepMother]
My other children [siblings]
My many brothers, sisters, nieces and nephews.
My mother
Our pets

The Ex's FOUR fiances and The Ex's ex husband
The Ex's past in-laws
The Ex's parents and sister

The Ex's NINE different attorneys
Custodial Dad's two attorneys

Four therapists in [other state]
Daughter's therapist in [home state]

Teachers, Principals, Superintendents and Guidance Counselors at [school] in [home state]

[Home State] Department of Children and Youth
[Home State] Police Department

Friends, strangers and passerby's who witness the insanity that has become our life.

Monday

[daughter]’s cell phone

[Custodial Dad] [last name] <[Custodial dad email]@[email].com>
Mon, Jun 16, 2008 at 11:23 AM
To: [The Ex] <[the ex email]@[email].com>
Cc: [Custodial Dad] and [Step Mother] [last name] <[Custodial Dad’s home email]@[email].com>


[The Ex]
Per [daughter]’s request on Friday and your call on Sunday, I ordered [daughter]’s cell phone.  The phone should be expected in one to two weeks - being delivered to
the [other state address] address.
As I have stated to you previously, it is Firefly phone with limited usage.  She may only call numbers that is entered as it is password protected.  I will enter all
the phone numbers for her to use.   If you have any requests for entries , please do so now.  I will input your cell phone number, her Grandfather’s phone number (if
that is the same.)  I will also input my cell and home number, [Step Mother]’s cell number, [sibling]’s cell number, her Grandmother’s cell and home number.
As long as she is using the numbers inputed into the phone, the bill associated with this phone will be covered 100% by me.  However, this phone is to be used STRICTLY
to enable uninhibited/uninterrupted contact between [daughter] and her family.  It is not to be used to call friends nor will I pay for such usages above and beyond
what is prescribed for.  Also, it is not covered by insurance so please make every effort that she does not lose nor damage the phone.
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[Custodial Dad] X [last name]
[XXX]-[xxx]-0185
[Custodial dad email]@[email].com
~ And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Earl Mac Rauch, from “Buckaroo Bansai” ~

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