Cast of Characters

[Custodial Dad]
[The Ex]
[daughter]

My wife [StepMother]
My other children [siblings]
My many brothers, sisters, nieces and nephews.
My mother
Our pets

The Ex's FOUR fiances and The Ex's ex husband
The Ex's past in-laws
The Ex's parents and sister

The Ex's NINE different attorneys
Custodial Dad's two attorneys

Four therapists in [other state]
Daughter's therapist in [home state]

Teachers, Principals, Superintendents and Guidance Counselors at [school] in [home state]

[Home State] Department of Children and Youth
[Home State] Police Department

Friends, strangers and passerby's who witness the insanity that has become our life.

Monday

TO TURN [DAUGHTER]S PHONE ON

[Custodial Dad] [last name] <[Custodial dad email]@[email].com>
Tue, Jul 1, 2008 at 9:33 AM
To: [The Ex] <[the ex email]@[email].com>
Cc: [daughter] [last name] <[email]@[email].com>
Bcc: [Step Mother] <[Step Mother’s email]@[email].com>
PRESS THE UPPER RIGHT HAND - RED BUTTON - WITH THE ‘POWER SIGN’ - FOR ABOUT 5 SECONDS, THEN RELEASE  - RED
BUTTON; A[other  state] LONGER (I.E. 8 SECONDS) THE PHONE CYCLES ON-OFF
PLEASE REFER TO INSTRUCTION WE PHOTOCOPIED AND ENCLOSED
X


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[Custodial Dad] X [last name]
[XXX]-[xxx]-0185
[Custodial dad email]@[email].com
~ And remember, no [Ex’s fourth other state lawyer]er where you go, there you are.
Earl Mac Rauch, from “Buckaroo Bansai” ~

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